terminallyTriv

May 06

[video]

Mar 07

procrasturb8:

pete-the-pizza-guy:

id-do-me:

the contradiction in such a simple photo makes me love this

This is either a powerful statement or an example of a man who loves his lady every day of the month

omg rachel

There are two types of people on Tumblr

Oh man, I love Left 4 dead 2 also!

(Source: stevepym, via kurloz-laughing-alone-with-salad)

Sep 04

Jan 13

AND THEN THEY PROCEEDED TO MAKE OUT

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
That was the plan, that's what she was there for. To give you a boner, and you got one.
Stranger 2: I see
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 2: angsty much?
Stranger 1: that explains something... im sure
Stranger 2: I think so
Stranger 1: a definite need for sex from our "spy" friend
Stranger 2: we all need that lol
Stranger 2: but i don't see much in his future
Stranger 1: not if he trying to get it here
Stranger 2: omegle is not the best for meeting guys
Stranger 2: well, or girl
Stranger 2: in his case
Stranger 1: nope
Stranger 1: i figure i like the random chats though
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: they can be fun
Stranger 2: ditto
Stranger 2: any good questions today?
Stranger 1: never asked a question on this except the usual crap to figure out who (kinda ) im talking to
Stranger 1: lolz i just keeping rambling away
Stranger 2: i mean, did you get any good ones?
Stranger 1: oh not today actually did get asked... in convo do i like smooching
Stranger 2: do you?
Stranger 1: yea but random thing to ask b4 asking my gender or sexual preferences... or what i look like for that matter
Stranger 2: are you a boy stranger or a girl stranger?
Stranger 2: what are your sexual preferences
Stranger 2: there we go
Stranger 1: lol boy
Stranger 2: smooching is good for all sexes/sexualities no?

Jan 03

Boner

Question to discuss:
That was the plan, that's what she was there for. To give you a boner, and you got one.
Stranger 1: fuck you dude.
Stranger 2: Eww! Perv
Stranger 1: Agreed.
Stranger 1: its just gross
Stranger 2: Yeh, totally, I mean come on! If he wants to say stuff like that, he should get himself a gf
Stranger 1: lol yea surprisingly if he's on omegle hes probably too creepy to get a gf
Stranger 2: I agree, I'm only on here, cause one of my friends said it was fun...she forgot to mention that pervs were online
Stranger 1: Thats the same here. She said it was fun especially at work.
Stranger 1: Yea I've seen way to many pervs
Stranger 2: Yeh, its kinda pathetic really
Stranger 1: your like the only one who has agreed with me.
Stranger 2: Well, thank god i found someone normal
Stranger 1: Yea, I had one guy earlier that was like lets cam.
Stranger 2: Yeh, and I had someone ask me for cyber sex...I disconnected straight away
Stranger 1: I would have too.

New idea, omegle’s reaction’s to Nic Cage quotes

Oct 17

[video]

Sep 22

kingpyrojack:

I’m always the target

Sep 21

Random Story tibit

This is just the first bit to a story I have been working on. This is pretty much a homestuck fanfic, but with a few twists in it. I apologize to any non homestuck fans (heretics), there will be non HS related works up later.

Aug 01

“Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir.
The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How’s life? Sorry, bad subject.
Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve.
The Doctor: Achieve? We’re not achieving anything. We’re just hanging, it’s nice in here: consoles; comfy chairs; a forest… how’s things with you?
Angel Bob: The Angels are feasting, sir. Soon we will be able to absorb enough power to consume this vessel, this world, and all the stars and worlds beyond.
The Doctor: Yeah, but we’ve got comfy chairs. Did I mention?
Angel Bob: We have no need for comfy chairs.
The Doctor: [amused] I made him say ‘comfy chairs’.”